
"Exposure to the Son may prevent
burning."
"The best vitamin for a Christian is
B1."
"Under same management for over 2000 years."
"Soul
food served here."
"Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can
honk."
"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this
Sunday."
"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to
church."
"Don't give up. Moses was once a basket
case."
"Wal-Mart isn't the only saving
place."
"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your
Bible."
"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your
knees."
"What part of 'THOU SHALT NOT' don't you
understand?"
"A clear conscience makes a soft
pillow."
"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want
to drive."
"Can't sleep? Try counting your
blessings."
"Forbidden fruit creates many
jams."
"Christians, keep the faith -- but not from
others."
"Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and
multiplies."
"If you
don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's
orchard."
"To belittle is to be little."
"Don't let
the littleness in others bring out the littleness in you." &
"God Answers kneemail."