Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight
Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a
Life is simpler when you plow around the
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a
John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered,
Meanness don't just happen
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their
Do not corner something that you know is
meaner than you.
It don't take a very big person to carry a
You cannot unsay a cruel
Every path has a few
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get
The best sermons are lived, not
Most of the stuff people worry about isn"t
never going happen anyway.
Don't judge folks by their
Remember that silence is sometimes the best
Live a good, honorable life Then when you get
older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second
Don't interfere with something that isn"t
bothering you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a
If you find yourself in a hole, the first
thing to do is stop digging.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever
have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every
Always drink upstream from the
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot
of that comes from bad judgment.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot
easier than putting it back in.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some
influence, try ordering somebody else's dog
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak kindly. Leave the rest to