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Words of
wisdom:
- Keep skunks and
bankers and lawyers at a distance.
- Life is simpler when
you plow around the stump.
- A bumble bee is
considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
- Words that soak into
your ears are whispered...not yelled.
- Meanness don't jest
happen overnight.
- Forgive your enemies.
It messes up their heads.
- Do not corner
something that you know is meaner than you.
- It don't take a very
big person to carry a grudge.
- You cannot unsay a
cruel word.
- Every path has a few
puddles.
- When you wallow with
pigs, expect to get dirty.
- The best sermons are
lived, not preached.
- Most of the stuff
people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
- Don't judge folks by
their relatives.
- Remember that silence
is sometimes the best answer.
- Live a good,
honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll
enjoy it a second time.
- Timing has a lot to
do with the outcome of a rain dance.
- The easiest way to
eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the
harder it is to swaller.
- If you find yourself
in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
- It don't take a
genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
- Sometimes you get,
and sometimes you get got.
- The biggest
troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you
shave his face in the mirror every mornin'.
- Always drink upstream
from the herd.
- Good judgment comes
from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
- Lettin' the cat outta
the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
- If you get to
thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak
kindly. Leave the rest to God.
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