- But the doughnut was
calling my name.
- I felt left out
because they were eating.
- But it was my
birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake.
- The kids overseas are
starving, so naturally I have to clean my plate.
- I had to get the
bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so- called dish, so I
had an ice cream.
- If you eat something
and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
- If you drink a diet
soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled
out by the diet soda.
- When you eat with
someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they
- Food used for
medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy,
toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
- If you fatten up
everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
- Movie related foods
(Milk Duds, Buttered Popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie
Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part
of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
- Cookie pieces contain
no fat - the process of breaking causes fat leakage. Exception:
Cookies sold by TEXAS D'LITES distributors. Great "Meal
Replacement" with little or no FAT content, low in calories, lots
of fiber, protein, and other nutritional ingredients.
- Things licked off
knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of
preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making
a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
- Foods that have the
same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach
and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE:
Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any
other food color.
- Foods that are frozen
have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are
ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.
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