- A child's eagerness
to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to his/her
ability to actually do the work involved.
- Leftovers always
expand to fill all available containers plus one.
- A newly washed window
gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed one.
- The availability of a
ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
- Garage clutter
expands. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will, if
you move, fill a two-car garage.
- Three children plus
two cookies equals a fight.
- The potential for
disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV
remote-controls divided by the number of viewers.
- The number of doors
left open varies inversely with the outside temperature.
- The capacity of any
water-heater is equal to 1-1/2 sibling showers.
- The laws of physics
dictate that what goes up must come down, except bubble gum and
slightly used cereal.
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