If you can get going
without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and
pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with
your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and
be grateful for it,
If you can understand when
your loved ones are too busy to give you any
time,
If you can take criticism and blame without
resentment
If you can ignore a friend's limited education
and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich
friend better than a poor friend,
If you
can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without
liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of
drugs,
...Then
You Are Probably The Family Dog!
