need to be horse-high, pig-tight and
skunks and bankers and lawyers at a
simpler when you plow around the stump.
bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
that soak into your ears are whispered...not
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than
It don't take a very big person to carry a
You cannot unsay a cruel
Every path has a few
When you wallow with pigs, expect to
The best sermons are lived, not
Most of the stuff people worry about
ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Don't judge folks
by their relatives.
Remember that silence is
sometimes the best answer.
Live a good, honorable
life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll
enjoy it a second time.
Don't interfere with
somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever
have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta
that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta
the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Live simply. Love generously. Care
deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to