from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a
guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are
open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a
telephone in that Rolls?"
The guy in the Rolls says,
"Yes, of course I do.."
"I got one too... See?" the
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very
"You got a fax machine?" asks the
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too!
See? It's right here!" brags the
The light is just about to turn green
and the guy in the Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double
bed in back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO!
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here,"
the Texan replies.
The light turns and the man in the
Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not
about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing
shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his
About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He
picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the
Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates.
Finally, he finds it
parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and
he feels somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his
newly modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the
The man in the Volkswagen finally
opens the window a crack and peeks out.
The guy with
the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I
remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"
this out...I got a double bed installed in my
"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE
SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT???