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Salmonella won't be a concern
No
one will overeat.
Everyone will think it's Cajun
Blackened.
Uninvited guests will think twice next
year.
Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole
will gain newly found appreciation.
Pets won't
pester you for scraps.
The smoke alarm was due
for a test.
Carving the bird will provide a good
cardiovascular workout.
After dinner, the guys
can take the bird to the yard and play
football.
The less turkey Uncle George eats, the
less likely he will be to walk around with his pants
unbuttoned.
You'll get to the desserts quicker.
You
won't have to face three weeks of turkey
sandwiches. | 
