HOW TO BUILD A WEB PAGE IN 25
1. Download a
piece of Web authoring software - 20 minutes.
about what you want to write on your Web page - 6
the same piece of Web authoring software, because they
have released 3 new versions since the first time you
downloaded it - 20 minutes.
4. Decide to
just steal some images and awards to put on your site -
sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you
like - 4 days.
6. Run setup
of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download
it again - 25 minutes.
7. Run setup
again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to
see what they do - 15 minutes.
8. View the
source of others' pages, steal some, change a few words
here and there - 4 hours.
your Web page using the Web Authoring software - 1
10. Try to
horizontally line up two related images - 6
one of the images - 10 seconds.
12. Set the
text's font color to the same color as your background,
wonder why all your text is gone - 4 hours.
a counter from your ISP - 4 minutes.
14. Try to
figure out why your counter reads "You are visitor
number -16.3 E10" - 3 hours.
15. Put 4
blank lines between two lines of text - 8
the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP
- 40 minutes.
Accidentally delete your complete web page - 1
your web page - 2 days.
19. Try to
figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's
server - 3 weeks.
20. Call a
patient friend to find out about FTP - 30
FTP software - 10 minutes.
22. Call your
friend again - 15 minutes.
your web page to your ISP's server - 10
to your site on the web - 1 minute.
any and all of the previous steps - eternity.