Imagine praying and
hearing this:
"Thank you for calling my
Father's house."
"Please select one of the follow
options:"
Press 1 for requests
Press 2 for
thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
For all other inquiries
Press 4.
What if God used the
familiar excuse,
"All the angels are helping other customers
right now.
Please stay on the line and you call will
be
answered in the order it was received."
Can you imagine getting
these kind of responses as you call on God in prayer?
If you would like to speak
with Gabriel, Press 1
To speak to Michael, Press 2.
For any
other angel, Press 3
If you would like King David to sing a Psalm
for you, Press 6.
For reservations at my Father's
house,
simply press the letters J_O_H_N,
followed by the
numbers 3-1-6
For answers to nagging questions about the
dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's ark is located,
wait until you get here.
Our computers show that
you have already called today.
Please hang up
immediately.
This office is closed for the weekend.
Please
call again Monday."
Thank God, you can call as
often as you want.
You only need to ring once and God hears
you.
Because of Jesus, you never get a busy signal.
God takes
each call and knows each caller personally!
