WHAT IF GOD DECIDED TO INSTALL AN ANSWERING MACHINE

Imagine praying and hearing this:

"Thank you for calling my Father's house."
"Please select one of the follow options:"
Press 1 for requests
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
For all other inquiries Press 4.

What if God used the familiar excuse,
"All the angels are helping other customers right now.
Please stay on the line and you call will be
answered in the order it was received."

Can you imagine getting these kind of responses as you call on God in prayer?

If you would like to speak with Gabriel, Press 1
To speak to Michael, Press 2.
For any other angel, Press 3
If you would like King David to sing a Psalm for you, Press 6.
For reservations at my Father's house,
simply press the letters J_O_H_N,
followed by the numbers 3-1-6
For answers to nagging questions about the dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's ark is located, wait until you get here.

Our computers show that you have already called today.
Please hang up immediately.
This office is closed for the weekend.
Please call again Monday."

Thank God, you can call as often as you want.
You only need to ring once and God hears you.
Because of Jesus, you never get a busy signal.
God takes each call and knows each caller personally!

 

 

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