Imagine praying and
"Thank you for calling my
"Please select one of the follow
Press 1 for requests
Press 2 for
Press 3 for complaints
For all other inquiries
What if God used the
"All the angels are helping other customers
Please stay on the line and you call will
answered in the order it was received."
Can you imagine getting
these kind of responses as you call on God in prayer?
If you would like to speak
with Gabriel, Press 1
To speak to Michael, Press 2.
other angel, Press 3
If you would like King David to sing a Psalm
for you, Press 6.
For reservations at my Father's
simply press the letters J_O_H_N,
followed by the
For answers to nagging questions about the
dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's ark is located,
wait until you get here.
Our computers show that
you have already called today.
Please hang up
This office is closed for the weekend.
call again Monday."
Thank God, you can call as
often as you want.
You only need to ring once and God hears
Because of Jesus, you never get a busy signal.
each call and knows each caller personally!