One day God was looking
down to earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided
to send an angel down to earth to check it out.
So he called on a female
angel and sent her to earth for a time. When she returned she told
God, yes it is bad on earth, 95% is bad and 5% is
good.
Well, he thought for a
moment and said maybe I had better send down a male angel. To get
both points of view. So God called a male angel and sent him to
earth for a time. When the male angel returned he went to God and
told him yes the earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was
good.
God said this was not
good. He would send a letter to the 5% that were good and encourage
them, a little something to help them keep
going.
Do you know what that
letter said?
Oh, you didn't get one?!!!
You better straighten up
then!