Two old guys are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the
second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and
I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
The second old guy says, "That's OK,
It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What
she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well,
she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair,
blue eyes, long
legs, big bust, and is wearing short shorts. What does
wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says,
"Doesn't matter, --- let's look
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