&Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee . & Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner . & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act . & Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers . & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire . & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time) . & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings .. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with .. & Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will . & Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach . & Law of the Theater At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last . &The Starbucks Law As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold . & Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers . & Law of Physical Surfaces The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug . & Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about . & Brown's Law of Physical Appearance If the shoe fits, it's ugly . & Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it . & Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better   Back to Jerry's Haven N Tell Smile Page