OFFENSE # :
Been in front of the computer TOO LONG!
During our routine sweep of the Internet we,
the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on
your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile
of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk
can see you - sit up straight!)
and after you have logged
into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you are then
free to log back on to the Internet.
to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel
syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair.
The timer starts NOW!
Get off your backside
You'll thank us for it later.
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