Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer.  We ran into some difficulties while setting it up, so we decided to call the customer support phone number we found in the manual.  I picked up the phone and called the number.
       A man answered the phone and I explained the problem to him.  He began rattling off computer jargon. 
This confused us even more. 
       "Sir," I said politely, "can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?"
       "Okay," the computer support guy said, "son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?"



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