For those who have
grown children - this is totally hysterical!
For those who
have children past this age, this is hilarious.
who have children or grandchildren this age, this is not
For those who have children or grandchildren
nearing this age, this is a
For those who
have not yet had children, this is birth control.
following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin,
Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough
water to fill a 2000 sq. Ft. house 4
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old
Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a
ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound
Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is
strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. Room.
should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a
baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even
double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words
"uh oh", it's already too
8.) Brake fluid
mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year old Man says they can only do it in the
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the
digestive tract of a 4-year old
dough and microwave should not be used in the same
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J"
sandwiches even though TV commercials
16.) Garbage bags do not make good
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of
noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to
know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven
before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a
5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the
washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up
twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women
will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try
mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.