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If a packet
hits a pocket
On a socket on a port
And
the bus is interrupted
At a very last resort
And the access
of the memory
Makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket
Has an
error to report
If your cursor finds a menu item
Followed by a dash
And the
double-clicking icon
Puts your window in the
trash
And your
data is corrupted
Cuz the index doesn't hash
Then the situation's hopeless
And your
system's gonna crash
If the label on the
cable
At your house
Says the network is
connected to
The button on your mouse
But your
packets want to
Tunnel to another protocol
That's repeatedly rejected
By the
printer down the hall
And your screen is all
distorted
By the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window
Are as wavy
as a souse
Then you may as well
reboot
And go out with a bang
Cuz sure
as I'm a poet
The sucker's gonna hang !
When the copy
of your floppy's
Getting sloppy in the disc
And the microcode instructions
Cause
unnecessary risk
Then you'll have to
flash the memory
And you'll want to RAM your
ROM
Quickly turn off the computer
And be
sure to tell your Mom!
Well, that certainly clears
things
up for me. How about
you?
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