A Cat Goes To
A cat dies and goes
to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a
good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all
you have to do is ask.'
The cats says, 'Well, I lived
all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on
hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a
fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are
killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets
them at the gate with the same offer that He made the
The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run.
We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If
we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have
to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each
mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller
About a week later, God decides to check and
see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new
pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are
you happy here?'
The cat yawns and stretches and says,
'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on
Wheels you've been sending over are the