Children's
Answers to Sunday
School Questions
Ok, confess, what did you get wrong as a
kid? It amazes me what children think they hear! Have a look
at these answers from Church School questions asked in the UK.
1.Noah's wife was called Joan of
Ark.
2.The fifth commandment is "Humour thy father and
mother."
3.Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and
a ball of fire at night.
4.When Mary heard she was to
be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang the Magna
Carta.
5.Salome was a woman who danced naked in front
of Harrods.
6.Holy acrimony is another name for
marriage.
7.The Pope lives in a
vacuum.
8.Paraffin is next in order after
seraphim.
9.The patron saint of travellers is St.
Francis of the sea sick.
10.Iran is the Bible of
Moslems.
11.A republican is a sinner mentioned in the
Bible.
12.The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so
Paul got stoned.
13.The first commandment was when Eve
told Adam to eat the apple.
14.It is sometimes
difficult to hear what is being said in church because the
agnostics are so terrible.
15.God told Joseph to take
Mary, and Jesus, and flea, to Egypt.
16.Our Father who
art in heaven, Howard be thy name...
17.And lead us not
into Thames Station...