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It's okay. .. I'm still billing the
client.
They told me at the blood bank this might
happen.
This is just a 15 minute power-nap like
they raved about in the last time management course you
sent me to.
I was working smarter, not
harder.
Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid
paper.
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the
mission statement and envisioning a new
paradigm!
This is one of the seven habits of highly
effective people!
I was testing the keyboard for drool
resistance.
I'm in the management training
program.
Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination
Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory
seminar your boss made you attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last
night when I dreamed about work!
Thanks a lot! Why did you interrupt me? I
had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
problem.
The coffee machine is
broke....
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong
pot.
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night
just won't wear off!
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian
rhythms of the workaholic!
Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up
contact lenses without
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