It's okay. .. I'm still billing the
They told me at the blood bank this might
This is just a 15 minute power-nap like
they raved about in the last time management course you
sent me to.
I was working smarter, not
Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid
I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the
mission statement and envisioning a new
This is one of the seven habits of highly
I was testing the keyboard for drool
I'm in the management training
Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination
Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory
seminar your boss made you attend.
This is in exchange for the six hours last
night when I dreamed about work!
Thanks a lot! Why did you interrupt me? I
had almost figured out a solution to our biggest
The coffee machine is
Someone must've put decaf in the wrong
Boy, that cold medicine I took last night
just won't wear off!
Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian
rhythms of the workaholic!
Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up
contact lenses without