Marriage
Jacob, age 92,
and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their
decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and
on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go
in.
Jacob addresses the man
behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell
heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for
circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All
kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for
rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,
jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a
large variety. The works."
Jacob:
"What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes forParkinson's
disease?"
Pharmacist:
"Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell
wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and
sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to
use this store as our Bridal Registry."