New Dad
One day, shortly after the birth
of their first baby, the mother had to go out to run some
errands. The proud papa stayed home to watch his new
son.
Soon after the mother
left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he
could think of doing, but the baby wouldn't stop crying.
Finally, dad got so worried that he decided to take the infant
to the doctor.
After a brief
examination the doctor undid the diaper and found that it was
quite full.
"Here's the problem," he said, "He needs to be
changed!"
The father was
very perplexed, "Impossible, the diaper package says it's good
for up to 10
pounds!"