Great Truths About Life That Children
Learn
No matter how hard you try, you
can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad,
don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you,
don't hit her back. They always catch the second
person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a
tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your
food.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you
a lot.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your
hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a
tic tac.
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same
time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You
can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white
shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in
Grandma's lap.