Great Truths About Life That Children
No matter how hard you try, you
can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad,
don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you,
don't hit her back. They always catch the second
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a
You can't trust dogs to watch your
Reading what people write on desks can teach you
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same
School lunches stick to the wall.
can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white
The best place to be when you are sad is in