Great Reasons To Be A
Guy
Phone Conversations
are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about
tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry
cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
You can
go to the bathroom without a support group.
You don’t
have to learn to spell a new last name.
You can leave
the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own
food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of
themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to
something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your
underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and
single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays
its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride
from the passenger’s seat.
Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough.
You don’t have to clean your
apartment if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics
tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with
your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at
me."
Same work…more pay.
Gray hair and wrinkles
only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo
rental – 75 bucks.
You don’t mooch off other’s
desserts.
You can drop by to see a friend without
having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up
at the party in the same outfit, you just might become
lifelong friends.
You pals can be trusted never to trap
you with. 'So, notice anything different?'
You are not
expected to know the names of more than five
colors.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way
to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap
problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in
your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades.
You don’t have to shave below your
neck.
At least a few belches are expected and
tolerated.
Your belly usually hides your big
hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.
You can do your nails with a
pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be
accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45
minutes.