Dogs Letters to God
Dear God, How come
people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another?
Where are their priorities?
Dear God, When we get to
Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old
Dear God, Excuse me, but why are the their cars
named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the
stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How
often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride!!! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it
would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler
Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the
forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad
Dear God, Is it true that in Heaven, dining room
tables have on-ramps?
Dear God, If we come back as
humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God, More meatballs,
less spaghetti, please.
Dear God, When we get to the
Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs,
electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What
do humans understand?
Dear God, Are there dogs on other
planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and
stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle
across the street!
Dear God, Are there mailmen in
Heaven? If there are, will I have to