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As I've
Matured...

I've learned that you cannot
make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic
and give in...

I've learned that one good
turn gets most of the blankets.

I've
learned that no matter how much I care, some people are
just jackasses

I've learned
that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not
proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that
whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself
to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that
depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what
you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned to
not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned
that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.I've learned age is a very
high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned
that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we
do, unless we are celebrities.

I've
learned that artificial intelligence is no match for
natural stupidity.

I've learned
that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of
your kids did it

I've learned
that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just
never go away.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll
appreciate it. Who knows,maybe something good will happen. If
not...tough!
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