Mark,
a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.
She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Mark got up
really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of
hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there
was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the
driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the
driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and
found a brand new bathroom scale.
Mark is not yet well
enough to have
visitors....
