At age 90,
George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are
you at peace with yourself, and do have a good relationship
with God?"
George replied, "God and I are tight. He
knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I
get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof,
the light goes on, when I'm done, poof, the light goes off."
Wow!" replied Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's
wife. "Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's
great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and, poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and then
when he is through, poof, the light goes off?"
Ethel
exclaimed, "Oh, my gosh! He's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"
