Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,
 double-pane, energy-efficient kind, but this week I got a call from the
 contractor, complaining his work had been completed a year ago and I had
 yet  to pay for them.
 
  Boy oh boy, did we go around and around!? Just because I'm a blonde
 does  not mean I'm automatically stupid.
 
  So I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had
 told me last year that in one year, the windows would pay for themselves.
 
  There was silence on the other end of the line, so I just hung up.  I
 have  not heard anything back.
 
  Guess I won that stupid argument.