STORY OF ELIJAH 
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah 
the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah 
built the altar, put wood upon it, cut a steer in pieces, and laid it 
upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill 
four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this 
four times "Now, asked the teacher, "Can anyone in the class tell me why 
the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?" A 
little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know! I 
know!" she said, "To make the gravy!" 
 
LOT'S WIFE 
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and 
turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, "My Mummy 
looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, 
"and she turned into a telephone pole!" 
 
GOOD SAMARITAN 
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good 
Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She 
described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the 
drama. Then, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the 
roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful 
little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up." 
 
DID NOAH FISH? 
A Sunday school teacher asked, "Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of 
fishing when he was on the Ark?" "No," replied David. "How could he, 
with just two worms?" 
 
HIGHER POWER 
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, " We have been learning 
how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a 
higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?" One child blurted out, 
"Aces!" 
 
MOSES AND THE RED SEA 
Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in 
Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind 
enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. 
When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and 
all the people walked across safely. Then, he radioed headquarters for 
reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the 
Israelites were saved." "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher 
taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way 
the teacher did, you 'd never believe it!" 
 
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD 
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of 
the most quoted passages in the Bible; Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters 
a month to learn the verse. Little Rick was excited about the task -- 
but, he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could 
barely get past the first line. On the day that the kids were scheduled 
to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. 
When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, 
"The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know."