No, we're not there yet. Were you raised in a barn? Close the door. Coffee will stunt your growth. Don't ask me, ask your mother. Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest! You didn't beat me. I let you win. A little dirt never hurt anyone--just wipe it off.. "Hey" is for horses. This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you. You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not! Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money? That's the best way I know to put out an eye! You want something to do? I'll give you something to do. I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel. I don't care what other people are doing! I'm not everybody elses father! When I was your age. I had to walk to school in 10 feet of snow up hill both ways!  If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll... If ifs and buts were candy and nuts then we'd all have a merry Christmas. Don't make me stop the car! Enough is enough!   Back To Jerry's Haven n Tell Father's Day Pages.