No, we're not there yet.

Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.

Coffee will stunt your growth.

Don't ask me, ask your mother.

Eat it! It will grow hair on your chest!

You didn't beat me. I let you win.

A little dirt never hurt anyone--just wipe it off..

"Hey" is for horses.

This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.

You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not!

Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?

That's the best way I know to put out an eye!

You want something to do? I'll give you something to do.

I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel.

I don't care what other people are doing!

I'm not everybody elses father!

When I was your age. I had to walk to
school in 10 feet of snow up hill both ways!

 If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts
then we'd all have a merry Christmas.

Don't make me stop the car!

Enough is enough!


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