If
College Students Wrote The Bible
 
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next
morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would
actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A new edition would be published every two
years in order to limit reselling.
Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because
it wasn't cafeteria food.
Paul's letter to the
Romans would become Paul's email to abuse@romans.gov.
The reason why Moses and followers walked in
the desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask directions and look
like freshmen.
Instead of God creating
the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put
it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an
all-nighter.
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