The "Gravy Boat" your wife
set out was a real 12' boat!
You receive a Sumo
Wrestler application in your e-mail.
Pricking your finger
for cholesterol screening only yielded
gravy.
A guest quotes a
Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the
5000."
That rash on your
stomach turns out to be steering wheel
burn.
Representatives from
the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
