On the
first day of Christmas my
puppy gave to me
The Santa topper from the
Christmas tree.
On the
second day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Two leaking bubble
lights
And the Santa topper from the
Christmas tree.
On the
third day of Christmas my
puppy gave to me
Three punctured
ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And
the Santa topper from the Christmas
tree.
On the fourth
day of Christmas my puppy gave to
me
Four broken window candles
Three
punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble
lights
And the Santa topper from the
Christmas tree.
On the
fifth day of Christmas my
puppy gave to me
Five chewed-up
stockings
Four broken window candles
Three
punctured ornaments
Two leaking bubble
lights
And the Santa topper from the
Christmas tree.
On the
sixth day of Christmas my
puppy gave to me
Six yards of soggy
ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four
broken window candles
Three punctured
ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And
the Santa topper from the Christmas
tree.
On the
seventh day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Seven scraps of wrapping
paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five
chewed-up stockings
Four broken window
candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two
leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper
from the Christmas tree.
On the
eighth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Eight tiny reindeer
fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping
paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five
chewed-up stockings
Four broken window
candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two
leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper
from the Christmas tree.
On the
ninth day of Christmas my
puppy gave to me
My wreath in nine
pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven
scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy
ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four
broken window candles
Three punctured
ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And
the Santa topper from the Christmas
tree.
On the
tenth day of Christmas my
puppy gave to me
Ten Christmas cards I
shoulda mailed
My wreath in nine
pieces
Eight tiny reindeer fragments
Seven
scraps of wrapping paper
Six yards of soggy
ribbon
Five chewed-up stockings
Four
broken window candles
Three punctured
ornaments
Two leaking bubble lights
And
the Santa topper from the Christmas
tree.
On the
eleventh day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
Eleven unwrapped
presents
Ten Christmas cards I shoulda
mailed
My wreath in nine pieces
Eight tiny
reindeer fragments
Seven scraps of wrapping
paper
Six yards of soggy ribbon
Five
chewed-up stockings
Four broken window
candles
Three punctured ornaments
Two
leaking bubble lights
And the Santa topper
from the Christmas tree.
On the
twelfth day of Christmas
my puppy gave to me
A dozen puppy kisses and
I forgot all about the other eleven
days.