Oh my gosh it's almost here
Santa and his Christmas cheer
I still have so much to do
Already I'm becoming unglued

Scurrying about like a frightened mouse
I haven't even made my gingerbread house
Christmas tree and popcorn to string
Who's going to do all these things

My bank account looks mighty sick
And my Christmas list is so darn thick
The blue light specials help a bit
At least the Christmas tree will be lit

Sure jolly old Santa he can laugh
At all the bills we amass
As if I didn't have enough to do
I have to bake a cookie for him too

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