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If you remember
when TV
Used to be black and white
You find you're
getting broader
But your shrinking in your height
If before you go to bed
Your teeth
go in a jar
And you forget what your doing
Before you've
gone too far
If your bladder
gets you up
In the middle of the night
You get up in the
morning
And you look an awful sight
If you're not breaking hearts
You're
breaking wind instead
When you'd sooner stay at home
And
watch TV in bed
Then my
friend I say to you
You've finally reached the
stage
That is what is called
The golden years of
age
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